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In case you missed any on my twitter feed, here is the complete list of my top 10 favorite tweets of 2009.

1.  “Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn’t really narrow it down much.”  @fireland

2.  “I was escorted out of the funeral before I was done high fiving everyone.”  @Zaius13

3.  “If you love something, set it free. …unless you love a velociraptor. Then you have some thinking to do, and I can’t really help you.”  @luckyshirt

4.  “I think if babies were invisible, it would be even more awesome to watch breast feedings.”  @plemur

5.  “I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET LAST NIGHT BUT IT WAS JUST GRANDMA THINKING SHE WAS STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR.”  @MikeyADHD

6.  “Is that a banana in your burka or are you going to blow us all up?”  @lisarahmat

7.  “i killed a man once. but that was a long time ago… wait. what was the question? oh, and a large Diet Coke too please, thank you.”  @theduty

8.  “FYI: It’s spelled “grammar”. “Grammer” is your white trash grandmother.”  @bedheadblonde

9.  “I like to poop with the door open, but it makes it hard to drive.”  @sween

10.  “Some interesting facts I learned at the children’s museum, lightning bugs are actually beetles and I hate children.”  @roughdiction